HEYHEY READ this joke =x

An Irishman, a Scottishman and an Englishman are all going to be executed by a firing squad. The Englishman is taken out and told to face the wall so he does but just as they're going to shoot him, he shouts "Earthquake!" and the firing squad runs away. Then they bring out the Scottishman and he faces the wall but just as they are going to shoot he shouts "Tidal Wave!" and the firing squad again runs away. The Irishman is brought out and they tell him to face the wall and just as the firing squad is about to shoot, the Irishman shouts, "Fire!"

and this!

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?""No," replied the trainee."It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!""No." replied the CEO indignantly."Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.

HAhas, thats all i am gonna post today, happy valentine's day peeps..

I hope you are alright ahzhu.. you seem to be in sooo much. *ahem*.. Take care, Get well soon ^^